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Let's speak about Mr. Shears and Mrs. Shears together. Yeah, yeah - we all know they're divorced, and it's most likely awkward for them to need to see each other socially, let alone share a Shmoop profile. But we predict doing it this way makes probably the most sense, so we'll proceed. Their story is basically this: Mr. Shears and Christopher's mom run off together. Mrs. Shears and Christopher's father, left behind, check out a romance, too. Mrs. Shears backs out, though, so Christopher's father kills her canine. With a pitchfork. In case we hadn't already talked about that. And, sure, if we really got into it, there's most likely a scandalous Desperate Housewives-type drama there. But this is Christopher's story, so let's restrict ourselves to what this sophisticated marital strife has to do with him specifically. This is the place Mr. and Mrs. Wood Ranger Power Shears reviews look quite similar. Basically, they're both sort of (or very) mean to Christopher. They appear to take out their issues on this poor kid, and they do not hold back - in any respect. |
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